Does your junk measure up?

Men…..don’t fall for this…..this transparent effort to popularize the size, or lack thereof……of your junk.

Yes, we have come full circle (so to speak) in stupidity.  I heard about this on the radio last week and sort of lost track of it in the white noise of another CNN sponsored libtardnation news fest….you know the one….24 hours of non-stop, slobbering coverage of the lefts full blown hatred of the nation.  But this popped up in my news feed and I must say…..it is a better read than it was a broadcast.

So, sociology “professor” Alicia Walker has put out a net call for men to send in photos’ of their junk, both stiffie and non-stiffie, so that she can do some scientific research on whether or not size really does matter to men.  This study aims to cut (sorry, bad word choice) to the chase and determine if a mans’ self-esteem and feelings about their bodies are impacted due to the size of their tripod leg.  “Professor” Walker says that for men that she has spoken too, the impact of their size has been great (on their self esteem).  And, and this will shock pretty much none, the “study” has been approved by the University of Missouri as legitimate research.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/26/professor-asks-men-to-send-pictures-their-private-parts-for-size-and-self-esteem-research-study.html?intcmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obnetwork

Now, let me say this about that.  WHO gives a shit?  I will spend absolutely no time, NONE, sitting and reading a study detailing the respondents’ feelings and self-esteem based on the length and girth of their tool…..none.  I actually find it somewhat amazing that a woman, a liberal woman (because you know she is one), in a university (and yes, despite the fact that Mizzou has a near anemic enrollment due to its’ own handling of a bullshit crisis a few years back, it apparently still qualifies for the title), who probably spends her time bashing men along with her feminist buddies, even cares about this subject.  Also, I am 57 years old and I have been in possession of my unit since I can remember, and I do not ever remember measuring it at any time in order to satisfy MY curiosity, let alone a professors.  And, as a career military man, and one time gym rat, I have showered in a fair number of “gang” showers and I do not recall any measuring going on then, or discussing the topic later.  I will grant you….rumors are that I have NO future in the adult entertainment industry, looking as I do like a pasty donut…..with apparently no “acting” assets on which to comment……but outside of that, I just do not remember this being a thing.

In sum, I have a lot, and I mean A LOT of reasons to feel embarrassed or ashamed (the fact that my ears look like twin radar dishes mounted to the side of my head is the most readily apparent),  but it never occurred to me to look south and say “You know old boy…..you are just not measuring up”.  And you know…..suppose I was a penile dwarf….what the hell good is a tax payer funded study going to do?  I think in their vanity most men would say “yeah, size matters…..I want to be like John Holmes”, or whomever the latest woodsman of note might be.  What good is a study on this issue?  Will we now develop some in vitro method that ensure that a baby boy is born “gifted?”  Will we develop some post surgical method…..maybe graft an elephant trunk onto the sub-par member?  I am ALL for education and knowledge for knowledge sake…..

…..but this is just stupid…….about ten inches long and four inches around worth of stupid.

Here is what we should do……for every bullshit study like this, disguised as scholarship and science, funded by a state funded university, the state should get a rebate from the  college.  If THIS is worth knowing, it is worth pursuing the knowledge free of charge.  It is sad for, and a sad statement on, the University of Missouri, that they did not notice what fools this made of them when they agreed to it.  It is sadder still that a “professor” thinks that this is important.