Thursday, October 25, 2018

And this sad little chapter in my bland life is complete


Well, I did it.  USAA mortgage department had the temerity to send my wife and I a survey on how they did in handling our mortgage for our home in Illinois…..and I felt it only proper to respond…I mean, just to tidy up lose ends…..sort of put a period on the entire process.

Or, in this case, an exclamation point.

And with all due respect to the gentler sex…..I elevated “douching out” to a new level…..really upped my game….set the bar really high so to speak.
So much so that, about half way through the survey, a screen popped up saying “You have responded with an unusually high number of low marks, would you like someone from our mortgage department to contact you?”
I wrote in the box “I would rather you not…..you had 45 days to address my concerns and used that time to only exacerbate the problems.  I am left with the understanding that you all followed your process and that it is the process itself that is dysfunctional, so unless you are going to change the process, save the call.”  (they did not, but I will get to that).

And before any of you freak, I did not mention your stories by name….though I gathered from your out pouring of support earlier that all of you would gladly pony up your stories in court.

So, of roughly 50 questions designed to give the respondent every opportunity to sing their praises, I gave them a “strongly” disagree or non-concur on 45, a “disagree” or non-concur on three, and a “not applicable” or “did not apply” on two.

In the narrative portions I cited the following:

          -Thirty to 45 days is a lie that should not be told.  It takes every bit of 45 days, and then possibly more.
          -Pre-approval letters for a mortgage of up to $350K at a locked in interest rate is useless when the buyer shows up at the closing and USAA has increased the interest rate and therefore the monthly mortgage payment.
          -There is an industry standard for credit ratings; a credit rating of 780, which mine was, is considered the high side of good, and with at least one bureau, the low side of excellent.  That number is actually useful in setting mortgage interest rates….USAA should start using that; USAA should also stick to the “locked in” interest rate, which it did not.
          -A potential buyer should not have to threaten going up the chain of command in order to keep his mortgage application moving through the process.
          -Debt paid off during the mortgage process should not be held against the borrower and in fact, should benefit the borrower (during the 45 days I paid off the remainder of a home improvement loan, used the proceeds from the sale of our Kansas home to pay off another debt, AND to pay $20K down on our, much less expensive, Illinois house.  I DID buy a new truck but even that left me in a better financial position than I was in when I got my pre-approval authorization.
          -On the issue of documents, yes, I was asked for the same document more than once, and supplied them more than once.  And while I am at it, I fail to see how providing three years of past income tax returns indicates that I am going to have an income in the future.  Additionally, I do not understand why supposedly educated people cannot understand that I was in the same job for years, that the contract was held by different contract companies, and that I was never out of work (how many times did I have to explain to different people that my job did NOT change, my office did not change, my people did not change…just the logo on my paycheck changed.  As a result of the mortgage underwriters failure to grasp reality, I was treated as someone that changed JOBS frequently).
          -Getting a phone call, after business hours, the night before closing, relieved that the title company acknowledged receipt of the mortgage documents is hardly in good taste, or good business.  Informing me that I need a cashier’s check after banking hours….ditto.  And being late with the funds for the date and time of closing as dictated by you…..other than being embarrassing to me, did not cast USAA in good light.
          -The realtor that sold me my house, the title company that handled that closing, and the title company that handled the purchase of the Illinois house are all in agreement…..they would rather not handle anything with the USAA logo on it.

As I became bogged down in what turned out to be a major colon pain with USAA, several of my vast network of friends….okay, mostly facebook friends, all wondered why I went with USAA and not (in no particular order) Navy Federal Credit, Quicken, Pentagon Federal Credit, and a host of banks local to those writers homes.  My answer was that I would have gone with any of them when I realized the mess I had entered, but that starting over again would have gotten me no closer to a closing date because I would have been starting over.  To be honest…..I would have DONE it, would have started over, if I had only realized the ass pain that would accompany the extended USAA process.  

My bad….I went into this with eyes wide open.

Do I feel like USAA was deceptive?  To a degree I do.  Beginning with the interest rate that I locked in at the start of the process and did not get at the closing table.  Next up was my credit score.  One of two things happened in the process…..either the credit score, which everyone loved at the outset, went down, and that would be hard to understand, since I have said, my situation only strengthened during the process….or it didn’t matter….I can not decide.  Next, it was almost impossible….no, it was impossible, to ever know what the next step was.  Every time I called or emailed I was always informed that USAA needed additional documents….but at no time was I given a complete list of what was needed.  Additionally, my identity security program informed me by email of every check into one of my credit references…..which ALWAYS coincided with my submitting a requested document; in forty five days I had twenty or more credit alerts…which could NOT have been a positive.

I ended the survey by telling them no…..I would not ever recommend USAA mortgage services to anyone, especially a member unless they wanted to be treated like a criminal getting a Freddie Mac loan for a house they could not afford.  I added that I would actively discourage anyone I knew from working through their mortgage program.  And, for any actual USAA people that might have actually worked in the system (USAA has already sold the loan), if the answer is that they have subbed the process out, then the sub-contractor is doing absolutely NOTHING to enhance the USAA name.

And yes, I already have a POC at Quicken……I will be re-financing as soon as I can……and at this point, I would take any interest rate if I thought it would be a poke in the USAA eye.

I pulled the trigger on the survey and my phone rang from a USAA number within 15 minutes.

I didn’t answer.




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