WHAT an enormous, gargantuan pile of bullshit. “Seven myths about bi-sexuality you need to
stop believing”.
This is a master stroke of bullshit propaganda.
First, I don’t need to know one single thing about
bisexuality. If all of the “bi” people
on earth disappeared today, I would not miss them, nor would most Americans
miss them (outside of Dearborn). I lose NO
sleep, nor do I waste a single brain cell, worrying about bi-sexual “myths”. And second….who is this “expert” that assumes
to tell us about the “myths” of being bi-sexual (which most of us would
describe as being flamingly homosexual).
1. MYTH:
If you identify as bi, you're a cheater;
Who cares? Once you have “Identified” as bi-sexual,
whether or not you are monogamous is mute…..you are an intellectual, immoral
turd.
2. MYTH:
People who identify as bi are always looking for a threesome. Again, who cares? You want people to stay out of your personal
life, I am ALL FOR IT. As a hetero (also
known as normal), I don’t meet people and say “Ya know….I think that dude wants
another dude and a woman at the same time.”
Nope, doesn’t enter my mind.
3. MYTH:
You have to be attracted 50/50. Once more,
couldn’t give less than a shit. Like I
said, I don’t sit around thinking “Ya know…..I wonder how often that flute
player wants a woman? 25% 50%?
This shit is ridiculous.
4. MYTH:
Bisexual is a label en route to identifying as gay.
How is this a myth? Unless some
big dude in prison is grinding your face down in the shower room drain, while
he and three of his Aryan Nation brothers ride you like a pony at a rodeo……you
are a homo. You are not on your way, you
ARE already there. If it is your choice
to be a switch hitter, you should fully expect to be labeled.
5. You're
only bi if you're currently partnered with, or dating people who identify with
the same gender as you do. Don’t even know what this
means. This seems like some thin,
unscientific bullshit to explain a perversion in which someone wants to revel,
while trying to make that shit seem like a real thing. And his actually sounds like an insult….”You
can’t be ‘bi’ if you are someone of the opposite sex.” Maybe that is because your dumbass isn’t
‘bi’.
6.
MYTH: Bisexuality is
equivalent to pansexuality. When I think of “Pan”, I think of
a cenotaur with a flute…..so I am lost here…..but only if I care, which I do
not.
7.
MYTH: Bisexuality isn't real. Gonna have to disagree here….and
this is the reason why….
This author has offered NOTHING but her opinion on these
made up myths. Who in the hell sits
around and dwells on this mind-numbingly stupid shit? And you KNOW the woman is a liberal or this
would not rise to her “journalistic interest”, so as a member of the party of
science, where is the data that reflects that these myths are held by anyone
but herself, that they are actually existing myths, or that anyone gives a
shit?
And this is the news for this magazine….and for MSN.Com.
Which is why we are becoming a nation of idiots.
Same way there are 63 or 96 or 105+ genders (depending which source you reference). Who came up with these? Was there a university study released? A medical or psychological conference somewhere that released this as their findings? Nope. It all came from....Reddit! So now Reddit drives national (and world) social policy. Isn't it lovely?
ReplyDeletePS- A couple of years ago my best friend's son was engaged to a girl who I and my wife (and his twin sister and younger brother) suspected was bisexual. But we didn't say anything because we could have been mistaken and anyway not our place to say. Wouldn't have surprised me as she was definitely from the shallow end of the socio-economic gene pool. They got engaged, had a big engagement party, started planning their wedding in a few months. Then she told him: Yes she is bi, she has had relations with women, she intends to continue to have relations with women when she can, and added "You won't consider that cheating, right?". By the end of the week the engagement was over.
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