Friday, November 15, 2019

Never blow and drive.....NEVER.


Well……whaddya know……I have read some odd shit in my life, and been involved in some odd shit in my life…..and though I have never used illegal drugs, I have been REALLY drunk back in the day.  But I must confess….I have never been so jacked up that I wrecked my car while trying to give myself a nobber.


I mean…I get it…..to use a George Carlin line “If I could reach, I would never leave the house".  But this story is just a bit out there.  EXACTLY how jacked up do you have to get to wedge your head under the steering wheel of a moving car, while giving yourself a blowjob?  And….to top it off, I don’t think I would be that good at it…..I have no experience in that field.

The only thing that could have made this story complete would be if it happened in Florida….but I suppose South Carolina deserves a shot at the spotlight.

I might take a drive tomorrow.

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