Well……whaddya know……I have read some odd shit in my life,
and been involved in some odd shit in my life…..and though I have never used
illegal drugs, I have been REALLY drunk back in the day. But I must confess….I have never been so
jacked up that I wrecked my car while trying to give myself a nobber.
I mean…I get it…..to use a George Carlin line “If I could reach,
I would never leave the house". But this
story is just a bit out there. EXACTLY
how jacked up do you have to get to wedge your head under the steering wheel of
a moving car, while giving yourself a blowjob?
And….to top it off, I don’t think I would be that good at it…..I have no
experience in that field.
The only thing that could have made this story complete
would be if it happened in Florida….but I suppose South Carolina deserves a
shot at the spotlight.
I might take a drive tomorrow.
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