Sunday, December 18, 2016

Chelsea needs to get a "handle" on reality.

I don’t know who this Chelsea Handler woman is.  Until recently (like when I read this article) I had never heard of her, and after researching her I have decided that my life is less full knowing of her existence.  Whatever tree her fruit grew upon, her particular piece fell WAY far from the tree.  Either that, or everybody in her family is a certifiable idiot.  Read this and be amazed that the woman can dress herself in the morning.  Her article is entitled “We have a problem with supporting women” when it should be “we have a problem finding our ass with both hands AS women”.  And before you start ripping me a new rectum, let me take the unpopular opinion that  Camille Paglia, a lesbian liberal, is one of my favorite thinkers and contrarians.


So, according to Handler, the problems with the last election, the big one of course being that Hillary didn’t win and Trump DID is that “94% of black women voted for Hillary Clinton, because unlike white women, black women don’t take their rights, liberties, or justice for granted. They honor how hard people fought for them, and they are fully committed to honoring the very people who risked, and in many cases lost, their lives fighting for ability to count. They understand how fragile our democracy is and they show up again and again, because they know firsthand how fragile democracy and civilization are”.
Really? I missed that poll dissecting why 94% of black women voted for Clinton (which SOUNDS legitimate, but in this article you just can’t be sure).  I had no idea that something just short of 100% of voting black women were concerned with the fragility of democracy.  You can understand my confusion because the media and their own actions would indicate that burning down the local QT and aborting almost all black babies in NYC was more of a concern for 94% of the black women voters…..but hey, all I can say is that from the outside looking in, this sounds like complete bullshit.

Handler just goes south from there.  Obviously she embraces every caricature of the right and Trump as gospel truth, while exalting all liberal talking points.  She clearly is no fan of the Constitution and shows a frightening lack of understanding of the electoral college.  And I get that…..she wants what she wants and thinks what she is going to think what she wants in order to justify the world as she THINKS it should be.  She is open to no debate because like I am towards her, she cannot see an option, and alternative to her despair.

Oh, and of course, after Handler douches out the system, men and white women, and essentially about 80% of what enables her to spew her un-knowing crap, she appeals to women whom APPARENTLY are being treated like Islamic chattel in the US (I missed the memo on how we failed to tolerate the opposite sex), unless you are part of that 97% of black women with the insider track on wisdom, to rise up with other women.

I’ll be honest, the read wore me out…..even for a HUFFPO type piece of trash, this story from Handler required more acceptance of groundless assumptions than a Podesta excuse for a Hillary loss. 


Remember white women; you are the reason that Hillary lost…and you could have done all of us a favor by keeping Chelsea Handler off of societies radar.

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