This is hilarious. I
mean HILL-AIR-IOUS!!!!
Jennifer Lawrence is a fairly talented actress…..I mean, I
don’t think she has been stretched REAL far past the boobs and blonde hair
roles, and let’s face it the “Hunger Games” movies were not high cinema. And, by all accounts she is somewhat a
looker; easy on the eyes as they once said.
But, apparently she is a germaphobe, afraid of contacting
some ailment from sexual predilections and just doesn’t get jiggy with it as
often as you might think (if you bother to think about it).
Now, if you are going to air your sexual dirty laundry, I
guess her tale is about as inoffensive as it can get.
However, I think she is full of shit…..and let me tell you
why, from a cave man’s perspective.
I think that there are a lot of men that would give a night
with Jennifer Lawrence a second thought……until they heard her speak, at which
point they would want some SERIOUS distance between her and them. And not that women should not have
ideas….mine has plenty and she shares them all with me, FREELY, and some of
them are good, as are her opinions. But
my wife is not a liberal idiot; my wife is actually right about a lot of things
and if I doubt that, she will set me straight in no time flat.
Jennifer Lawrence opens her leftard pie hole and starts
talking her Praveda bullshit and all I can think is “Geez woman, shut up and
act, or act, or shut up, but keep quiet until you actually KNOW some
shit.” Trust me, Jennifer Lawrence is
not notching her bedpost because she is scared, she is not notching her bedpost
because she is an ignorant bitch.
But….her story sounds intriguing…..because sure as shit,
some guy out there is willing to take one for the team.
But most are not.
Because, deep down…….we don’t like idiots.
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